A few laughs to brighten your day

I found a great book at the DI the other day. It is called Ten Copycats in a Boat and Other Riddles. I just thought I would share a few of the gems that are in it.
What is the longest word in the world?
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Smiles. There is a mile between the first letter and the last letter.


Why shouldn't you tell secrets on a farm?
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The corn has ears. The potatoes have eyes. And the beanstalk.

Where does Friday come before Thursday?
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In the dictionary.

There are so many more, but I am having a hard time seeing the computer screen through the tears.